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October 14, 2012 at 3:52am
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mission log: it’s been four days since I found out that Herman was messing around with Krum. I really don’t want to go back to “Lav Lav” because, let’s be honest, she made me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a spork, but I’m kind of lonely until I can see her again and show her the error of her ways.

man, you’d think that if you saved all the house elves she’d love you forever, but apparently all you have to do is stare at her while she’s reading. I used to do that. she didn’t like it so much. what does he have that I don’t? he didn’t save the world, he just flies around on a broomstick. I can do that! 

lame.

October 11, 2012 at 1:38am
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whinebitch-savetheworld:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

hey Hermione, remember when it was like this for us?

Her and Krum were kinda like that in the parking lot. 

WOW. WOW. 

I don’t even know what to do with myself.

It’s because I’m a ginger, isn’t it?

I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE LEFT LAV LAV. SHE AT LEAST WOULDN’T HAVE CHEATED ON ME WITH KRUM

October 10, 2012 at 12:49am
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hey Hermione, remember when it was like this for us?

12:46am
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I introduce two friends and suddenly i’m public enemy #1 again!

logicalnerdhermione:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

logicalnerdhermione:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

logicalnerdhermione:

whinebitch-savetheworld:

Does saving the world count for nothing these days?

I’m happy about it.

um excuse me. I saved the fucking world too and MY BEST FRIEND SET MY GIRLFRIEND UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE

WELL YOU RAN AWAY!

I AM HORRIBLE AT SCHOOL. I DIDN’T LEAVE YOU. AND YOU DIDN’T STOP ME.

I tried to save your ass!

did you? regardless, NO ME GUSTA KRUM.

12:44am
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I introduce two friends and suddenly i’m public enemy #1 again!

logicalnerdhermione:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

logicalnerdhermione:

whinebitch-savetheworld:

Does saving the world count for nothing these days?

I’m happy about it.

um excuse me. I saved the fucking world too and MY BEST FRIEND SET MY GIRLFRIEND UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE

WELL YOU RAN AWAY!

I AM HORRIBLE AT SCHOOL. I DIDN’T LEAVE YOU. AND YOU DIDN’T STOP ME.

12:43am
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whinebitch-savetheworld:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

logicalnerdhermione:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

I don’t even know what I meant by that but damnit my best friend set up my girlfriend with VIKTOR FUCKING KRUM so I’ll find some dirt on him! 

maybe I’ll talk about how he used to moan Cedric’s name in his sleep.

Bahaha he doesn’t do that anymore.

well of course not. 

but he admitted to special closet time i.e. he probably has a daddy kink

I don’t have a dad. My father’s dead. I have a dead father. Therefore no daddy kinks

your daddy kink stems from your lack of love from a father figure in your life, and the only father figure you had died in front of your eyes before you could really show him appreciation and even though you were “just a boy” he still loved you with every wrinkled inch of himself.

see Herman? I *do* listen when you go on and on about how you can tell a lot about a person by the way they act.

I’m attentive. is Krum attentive? probably not.

12:41am
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I introduce two friends and suddenly i’m public enemy #1 again!

logicalnerdhermione:

whinebitch-savetheworld:

Does saving the world count for nothing these days?

I’m happy about it.

um excuse me. I saved the fucking world too and MY BEST FRIEND SET MY GIRLFRIEND UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE

12:39am
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logicalnerdhermione:

bloodyhellroonilwazlib:

I don’t even know what I meant by that but damnit my best friend set up my girlfriend with VIKTOR FUCKING KRUM so I’ll find some dirt on him! 

maybe I’ll talk about how he used to moan Cedric’s name in his sleep.

Bahaha he doesn’t do that anymore.

well of course not. 

but he admitted to special closet time i.e. he probably has a daddy kink

12:37am
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Oh Viktor Krum

logicalnerdhermione:

Nice abs.

you want abs?

GIRL YOU CAN WASH A DAMN T-SHIRT OFF OF MY 3 PACK ABS

12:31am
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I don’t even know what I meant by that but damnit my best friend set up my girlfriend with VIKTOR FUCKING KRUM so I’ll find some dirt on him! 

maybe I’ll talk about how he used to moan Cedric’s name in his sleep.